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The Economics of Progress in the Olympics movement — by Serkan Ozturk — posted on 2008-05-07 17:37 — 0 comment(s)

With the upcoming Beijing Olympics causing controversy around the world on a number of issues, the Dead Ball Situation wonders if today's problems lie with the philosophy of the Olympics movement itself.

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Pissheads, Pissers and Piss-takes — by Serkan Ozturk — posted on 2008-04-01 23:00 — 0 comment(s)

This week, we take a look at the revolutionary new forms of drug rehab seemingly specifically designed for wayward sports heroes. Your guide as always - the always upright Dead Ball Situation.

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A-League Grand Final - So exciting Hewitt loses it, again! — by Serkan Ozturk — posted on 2008-02-21 14:09 — 0 comment(s)

This week, the Situation turns it eye on to Sunday's A-League Grand Final and tennis player and full-time fool Lleyton Hewitt's latest spittle filled spray at someone or another [or inanimate object].

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Just a Boys Night Out — by Serkan Ozturk — posted on 2008-02-04 18:20 — 0 comment(s)

Barely being able to contain our excitement, The Situation heads on a huge night out with three pals - Melbourne AFL party boy Wayne Carey, and NRL stars Ben Roberts and Johnathan Thurston. It was bound to be good. WARNING: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE IN SOME PARTS.

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TENNIS, ANYONE? — by Serkan Ozturk — posted on 2008-01-21 16:30 — 2 comment(s)

This week, with the Situation’s twin brother down in Melbourne the past few days, we decide to head south to join him in spirit at the Australian Open to watch the furry balls and even furrier events unfold…

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VIXENS BOWL OVER MONKEYS! — by Serkan Ozturk — posted on 2008-01-07 17:24 — 0 comment(s)

This week, the Situation takes a look at the well-thought out nom de plumes of teams contesting the new netball ANZ Championship and the history of simian involvement in cricket.

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Foreigners, Golfers and Drunks — by Serkan Ozturk — posted on 2007-12-27 16:41 — 0 comment(s)

This week, the Situation looks at the appointment of 'foreigners' to coaching positions in Australia, the misunderstood person that is golfer Robert Allenby and the NRL's efforts to please fans and drunks.