Fresh from Comedy Zone 2007 comes Raw Recruit 2006 Celia Pacquola in Celia Pacquola in...Hating Alison Bice. (Please note: Alison Bice was a recipient of a Moosehead in 2007, but Celia does not want anyone knowing about that - no one). Vibewire.net decided to find out more:

1. Bananas in pyjamas are... not to scale.

2. For the talent portion of the competition, I will... perform the longest solo game of dead fish ever! To the untrained eye, I appear completely asleep.

3. I will dedicate my life to the invention of... some kind of forcefield between me and Facebook, the time vampire.

4. My friends would be shocked if they knew... I don't like them. Kidding!

5. The key to success is... give anything a shot. And give it everything you've got. Oh, I didn't mean for that to rhyme. Really.

6. What is your favourite word? Tongue. Because if you try and write it using predictive text, it comes up with vomit. Anything that can change the tone of a message that fast has my vote.

7. What are three ways you're making the world a better place? 1. I'm not going out of my way to destroy things. 2. I try to put people in a good mood. 3. My entire house is made out of supermarket plastic bags.

8. If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why? Maybe a bear, generally yawning and eating honey, a good hugger and will leave people alone if they play dead.

9. Who would play you in a movie version of your life? Nick Nolte. Not because he looks like me, just because I think he needs the work.

10. What song best describes you? Cecelia, by Simon and Garfunkle, just because of the name, not the lyrics, because it turns out that Cecelia in the song is a bit slutty.

Celia Pacquola is performing Celia Pacquola in... Hating Alison Bice at Trades Hall, exploring themes of friendship and obsession. What happens when two competing comics traverse the hard road of comedy and come to the shocking realisation that one might be just a little bit better than the other?