Damian Callinan can currently be heard on 774ABC Melbourne and can soon be seen on Foxtel's Comedy Smackdown. He has also appeared on television shows skithouse and The Wedge. Vibewire.net decided to find out more:

1. I wish my parents had named me... something.

2. I'm reminded of home whenever... I hear footsteps above me in my basement prison.

3. The older I get, the more I... dislike wearing thongs.

4. Pop culture is... unnaturally sweetened yoghurt.

5. The best things in life are... upstairs.

6. What is your favourite word? Why, what are you going to do with it? I don't trust you people ... Run 'curmudgeonly' ... run.

7. Who would you want to be with on a desert island? Britney Spears - cos the paparazzi will find us.

8. What one possession would you save in a fire? My collection of matches.

9. What was your first live concert? Dame Nelly Melba & You Am I - Falls Festival 1986.

10. What are three ways you're making the world a better place? 1) I wee in the shower to save flushing. 2) I tell people that I wee in the shower in interviews so  other people might give it a try. 3) I visit a lot of bathroom display centres.

Damian Callinan is performing Damian Callinan Calls "Last Drinks" at the Victoria Hotel, an exploration of what happens when pub culture meets the gangland underworld. What happens when the underworld start drinking at your local? You join the drinkers relocation program!

Venue: Victoria Hotel, 215 Lt Collins St, Melbourne Tues-Sun
(Melbourne Town Hall Mondays)
Dates: 20th March – 13th April (including Mondays)
Previews 20th – 23rd March
Tickets: $23 full, $15 concession
Times: 7:00pm (6:00pm Sundays)
Bookings: 1300 660 013 www.comedyfestival.com.au

WIN! WIN! WIN! For your chance to win a double-pass to Damian Callinan Calls Last Drinks on Tuesday 25th March, simply e-mail melbournetheatreATvibewireDOTnet with your name and the subject heading "Damian Callinan Calls Last Drinks" by 5pm, Monday 17th March. The winner's name will be published on the Vibewire.net website and notified by e-mail. Winners of the Melbourne Comedy Festival Competition will also be invited to submit a 25-word review of the show.