1. My comfort food is... a pack of pillow biscuits.

2. My parents would kill me if I came home with... an eviction notice.

3. I always mispronounce... articulate.

4. I'd like to hang out with... Michael Hutchence.

5. Love is great, but I'd also marry for... personality, sense of humour, compatibility, authenticity, intellect, spiritual connection, oh and money!

6. If you were a ghost, who would you haunt? John Howard.

7. What time period would you like to live in for a week? 20's.

8. What cartoon character do you have a crush on? Jessica Rabbit, no joke.

9. What song best describes you? Beethoven's Symphony No. 9.

10. What's your favourite blue food? Oranges. Did I mention I'm colour blind?

Joel Ozborn is performing Stand Out! at the Melbourne Town Hall.

Venue: Melbourne Town Hall, Powder Room
Dates: (Monday Nights only) 24th March, 31st March and 7th April
Tickets: $19.90 full, $16.90 concession
Times: 8:15pm
Bookings: 1300 660 013 www.comedyfestival.com.au

WIN! WIN! WIN! For your chance to win a double-pass to Stand Out! on Monday 24th March, simply e-mail melbournetheatreATvibewireDOTnet with your name and the subject heading "Stand Out!" by 5pm, Tuesday 18th March. The winner's name will be published on the Vibewire.net website and notified by e-mail. Winners of the Melbourne Comedy Festival Competition will also be invited to submit a 25-word review of the show.